STOP

Will somebody please tell her that I'm perfectly ok with being single??
That I enjoy the Time freedom and Independence very much, thank you?
That I'm NOT into younger men? Not when they're just gonna start uni and bitch about junior colleges and varsity teams blah blah and blah. Where all I do is reminisce and gape inwardly at how angstly young fellas are nowadays?

...............

According to you, his thinking is mature for his age.
Yes, the key words >> for. his. age.....!!
I'm 24, two rounds of the chinese zodiac. Working for 2 years and counting. Prefer hanging out with older folks, chilling to jazz/cuban and puffing cigars.

And I'm starting to like golf.

Which makes ME, older than my 24 (well that's what the countless age tests I've taken told me... I'm round 26 27-ish), a hell lot OLDER than him!!

Last but not least..........

I'M NO PEDOPHILE!!!

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So no thank you, I'm seriously not interested. Despite you saying he wants to see me again, know me better fahlahlahlah lah. Well friends............. maybe. But even that I also find a teeny difficult...... he struck me as an angsty, jaded, full-of-super-opinionated-philosophies-about-everything-around-them type of kid.

God save me.