Died in the hands of Mala Hotpot

With a dripping nose, alto voice, and watery eyes... i hereby proclaim with my fist in the air >>>

NO MORE MALA HUOGUO!!!!!!
....
...
*fist in air started to shake*
Dammit. Now where's the damn tissue?

*wipesSniffsSnifflesBlowsRubsSniffsRubsWipes*

Ok so smartypants here went to try hotpot sichuan-style, a.k.a "numb-spicy fire pot" on Monday evening. Was at Sentosa in the afternoon with CM, Des and Drix. Last minute affair. A lot of babes.... a lot of hot bods.... a lot of cannot-make-it-but-showing-off-flabs too...

I swear my figure's better than the flabs lot. So tempted to take off my top and tan, but my bright orange mambo bikini was a wee bit too loud.

Plus I'm still a bit off my ideal figure....

ANYWAYS.
It started raining crazily around 5! What's better than having steamboat while the cold air's slapping against your face? And you're all nice, warm and fuzzy inside.. especially steamboat with your good friends or family.

YYyyeeeeaaahhh....

Went this place off beach road, next to Kim's korean cuisine restaurant. Buffet style at 15 per head. We had yuanyang hotpot, which is the half-breed type of one side chicken stock, the other side sichuan stock. The layer of red oil on top of the Sichuan stock looked admittedly fearsome. I looked at it and exchanged nervous glances with Des.

"You sure about this?" was what raced thru my mind.
Then he laughed and said, "Jit bai siao liao lah. hahaha"
*GULPS*

Well it wasn't THAT bad. The stupid yellow tomyum I had at a Bangkok's foodcourt was wayyyyy worse. I still remember tearing and sniffing while drinking that soup. THis in comparison is like peanuts really.

Alas this smartyass spoke too soon. That night itself my throat hurt so much, I was awake by 6am. Tummy still burning... went office, kept running to the toilet.

What's worse is there were SICHUAN PEPPERCORNS IN MY SHIT............

You know what experts say about checking your stools cos they tell of your health? I do that on a regular basis by checking the toilet paper after I've wiped myself. Especially after I've done extreme things like swallowing glass or eating something extraordinaire.

*wipes*
"WTF?!???"
wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf.... (echoes around the toilet cos it was large and empty)

No wonder my asshole burnt so much.. Stuck on the paper were remnants of crushed peppercorns from Sichuan. They're called "flower peppers" or huajiao. The most fiery chilli peppers from the Southern province of China.

And they've just passed through my anal rectum (o_O)

So MC for 2 days. At home suffering karma. Flu decided to drop in too. So I not only have a burning asshole, but a burning forehead as well. Talk about being a truly HOT babe.