Newspaper love

Heard this on Gold 90fm on my way to work. I was so amused by it so decided to share it here :) Humor in the morning makes an awesome day ahead.

Over breakfast table one day...
Wife (in slightly annoyed tone): I wish I were a newspaper so I can be in your hands all day.
Husband (without looking up from the papers): I wish you were a newspaper too honey. So I can have a new one everyday.

Cheers!